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This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 11" from season, which posted on September 27, 2010.


  • Jack: Okay, Stephen broke our family TV set, because my mom wouldn't let him buy "Halo: Reach," and, uh, my mom called the cops on him.
  • Jennifer: I'm not even gonna talk to you anymore! The police officer's gonna be here any minute, and you're gonna sit down, and you're gonna talk to him.
  • Stephen: No! I'm not talking to him! I'm not talking to him!
  • Jennifer: I'm done!
  • Stephen: There's no explanation!
  • Jennifer: No, I'm done! You're gonna have to tell him why, and when Dad gets home...
  • Stephen: Oh, yeah.
  • Jennifer: You are, you've had it when he gets home.
  • Stephen: Oh, yeah, I'm real scared. I'm really scared.
  • Jennifer: You should be scared, and there he is!
  • Stephen: Don't let him in.
  • Jennifer: There he is!
  • Stephen: No! Don't let him in our house!
  • Jennifer: Hi.
  • Police Officer: Hi.
  • Jennifer: Come on in.
  • Police Officer: You called the police?
  • Jennifer: Yeah! Yes! He... He broke our $3,000 TV. He broke so many things in this house.
  • Stephen: Yeah.
  • Jennifer: And his dad's not home. He got mad.
  • Police Officer: Calm down.
  • Jennifer: Go. Go!
  • Stephen: No. I'm not arguing. Don't call me boy. I'm not arguing.
  • Jennifer: Stephen, cut it out!
  • Stephen: Why do you think I'm acting like...
  • Jennifer: I don't care! Go, sit down! Sit down and talk to him!
  • Police Officer: Take it easy, just calm down.
  • Stephen: What?
  • Police Officer: Tell me your side of the story. What's going on?
  • Stephen: She wouldn't buy me the game, so I broke the TV. She's unfair, you don't know, go away. You don't even know what's going on.
  • Police Officer: Don't talk to me like that. Listen, this doesn't have to be a big deal. We just need to take care of the promises.
  • Stephen: No, no! It is a big deal. You don't even know what's going on.
  • Jennifer: He thinks everytime when something doesn't work, that he's gotta break it.
  • Stephen: Yeah!
  • Jennifer: And now...
  • Stephen: That's the only way!
  • Police Officer: Sit down. Now!
  • Stephen: If I don't break it, everything goes wrong!
  • Police Officer: Come over here and have a seat.
  • Stephen: No!
  • Police Officer: Talk it over. Stephen, calm down.
  • Stephen: No. I'm not calming down! Stop!
  • Police Officer: Come on, let's go over here.
  • Stephen: No!
  • Police Officer: Come on.
  • Stephen: No! Don't touch me!
  • Police Officer: You do not put your hands on a police officer, do you understand?
  • Stephen: I'll put my hands on whoever I want!
  • Police Officer: Come over here and have a seat.
  • Stephen: No!
  • Police Officer: Don't make me do this.
  • Stephen: Make you do what?
  • Police Officer: I'm gonna apprehend you and take you to the station.
  • Stephen: No, I'm not afraid of you!
  • Police Officer: It could be a simple solution, or it could be a big deal. What do you want?
  • Stephen: I want you to get out of my face! I want you to get out of my face!
  • Police Officer: Go have a seat.
  • Stephen: That's what I want!
  • Police Officer: No. Stephen, get down. Don't make me do this.
  • Stephen: No, no!
  • Police Officer: Last warning. (sprays him with pepper spray)
  • Stephen: AH! AAH!!! OH, MY GOD! NO!! (Coughing)
  • Police Officer: Open?

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