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This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 3 (FAKE)" from lost, which aired on June 29, 2009.


  • Jack: Okay, it's Stephen's 16th birthday party and... he has a present. He doesn't know it is yet. Are you excited, Stephen?
  • Stephen: Uh, yeah.
  • Jennifer: What do you think it could be?
  • Stephen: Uh, I don't... I don't know we're outside so... a car. Yes!
  • Jennifer: (Laughing)
  • Stephen: Yes.
  • Jennifer: (Laughing)
  • Stephen: Seriously?
  • Jennifer: Well, this is your first car.
  • Woman: Yeah! Yeah! Happy Birthday!
  • Jennifer: It's not like we're gonna get you something that... that we're gonna worry about getting beat up.
  • Stephen: Yeah, but everyone in school is gonna think I'm a fag.
  • Mr. Miyagi: Yeah, but it's much safer than...
  • Stephen: Jack, turn the camera off.
  • Mr. Miyagi: It's, it's much safer than all of these cars that, people are driving out there, it's much safer than all these sport cars.
  • Stephen: Jack. Yeah, but it looks like a re...
  • Jennifer: For your first car, you know that, that way you can get a job.
  • Stephen: Jack, turn the camera off.
  • Jennifer: And save... save up.
  • David: Well, you better start acting like you appreciate it.
  • Jennifer: He can get a job and save up.
  • Jack: Where's he going?
  • Jennifer: I don't know.
  • Mr. Miyagi: Stephen.
  • Woman: What's wrong?
  • Jack: Wow.
  • Woman: What's wrong with him?
  • Jack: Wow, that's like the saddest thing I've ever seen.
  • Woman: It runs.
  • Jennifer: Well, he can get a job and save up for a nice car. Or he can make payments on it. Where you going? Oh, yeah, right!
  • Stephen: Swear.
  • Jennifer: You better not.
  • Jack: Stephen...
  • David: You better not do that, boy.
  • Stephen: I swear.
  • David: No.
  • Woman: What's wrong?
  • David: Son. You better not do it. Stop! (Jack laughs and his family are shocked that Stephen hits the truck with a baseball bat like a Streets of Rage character) Stop it!
  • Jack: Ha, ha!
  • David: Stop! Stop it!
  • Jennifer: Jack, turn the camera off!
  • Jack: It's off, I turn it off! I turn it off! It's off. (Laughing)
  • Stephen: Piece of crap! Now everyone's gonna think I'm stupid! They're gonna think I'm freakin' poor!
  • David: Get off of it.
  • Stephen: They're gonna think I'm... (Stephen tries to rip his shirt off but fails miserably) poor!
  • Jack: Oh, ho my...
  • Stephen: They're think I'm... Freakin' poor!
  • David: Stop!
  • Stephen: NO!!!
  • Jack: (Laughing)
  • Stephen: Turn... SHUT UP!
  • Woman: Oh, my god!
  • Jennifer: Stop it!
  • Woman: What's wrong with you?
  • Jennifer: Oh, my god.
  • Woman: Stephen!
  • Jennifer: Oh, my god.
  • Stephen: They're think I'm... what, It was already that...
  • Jennifer: Jack, turn that... are you still filming that... Shut it off!
  • Jack: It's off, it's off, it's off!
  • Stephen: Shut up!
  • Jennifer: Turn it off.
  • Jack: It's off.
  • Stephen: HE'S LYING!
  • Woman: Oh, my god.
  • Jennifer: Shut...
  • Stephen: This is what it looked like before. Doesn't look any freakin' different.
  • Jennifer: All right, give me the camera.
  • Stephen: He has it.
  • Jack: Shut u...
  • (The video has been stopped)