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This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 3" from season, which posted on June 29, 2009.


  • Jack: It's Stephen's 16th birthday. And, as a surprise present... you ready, Stephen?
  • Stephen: Yeah.
  • Jack: What do you think it is?
  • Stephen: Uh... I really don't know.
  • Jennifer: Take a guess.
  • Stephen: Uh, a car.
  • Jennifer: Oh. Close.
  • Stephen: What?
  • Jennifer: Close.
  • Stephen: Uh... a truck. (Jennifer chuckles) Yes!
  • All: You surprised!
  • Jack: Surprise!
  • (Stephen looks at his old truck that has graffiti all over it)
  • Stephen: You serious?
  • Jennifer: You like it?
  • Stephen: No.
  • Jennifer: Why? This will be something you can beat up and you don't have to worry about... scratches or anything and you get a job.
  • Stephen: Yeah, but it's a piece of crap.
  • Jennifer: It is. It runs really, really good.
  • Redneck Mr. Miyagi: Save for a new sports car you could buy. Save for a new sports car.
  • Stephen: Yeah, but it looks like a retard driving it.
  • Jennifer: No you won't.
  • Stephen: Oh, my god... you guys like making me look like a freakin' retard in front of all my other friends.
  • David: Aw, quit acting like such a spoiled little brat.
  • Jennifer: Well, for now you can get a, get a job and save for your own car.
  • Jack: Where are you going?
  • Stephen: Going in the house.
  • Jack: Where you going?
  • Jennifer: Where's he going?
  • Stephen: Get away from me!
  • Jack: Aah!
  • Stephen: Oh, my god.
  • Jack: Dude, what are you doing with that?
  • Stephen: Tell Jack to put the camera away.
  • Jennifer: Oh, I put that away. You better put that away.
  • David: I just paid $200 for that truck don't, no, no! Do not touch the truck.
  • Woman: Oh, my god.
  • David: You better not.
  • Stephen: I'm not really...
  • Woman: What are you doing?
  • Stephen: Freaking...
  • David: HEY!
  • Jennifer: Oh, my God...
  • David and the Woman: Stop!
  • David: Stop!
  • Stephen: No! Get away!
  • David: Stop it! Spoiled little fucking bitch!
  • Redneck Mr. Miyagi: Man. This is totally ridiculous!
  • David: Stop!
  • Stephen: No!
  • Stephen: You guys like making me look like a freakin' poor kid in front all of my friends... All the time! (Lady screams. Jack is laughing because Stephen is still hitting the truck with a baseball bat).
  • Woman: Aah!
  • Jennifer: Stephen?
  • Jack: Ha, ha, ha.
  • Stephen: NOOOOO!!
  • Jennifer: Shut it off!
  • Jack: No, no, no, no! (lying) It's off, it's off!
  • (Stephen teleports out of his shirt.)
  • Stephen: Don't care. Don't... (hits the truck with the bat)
  • Jennifer: (gasps) Wow. (gasps) Stephen, cut it out!
  • Stephen: SHUT UP!
  • Jennifer: Oh, my god. Stephen.
  • Jack: (laughing) What?
  • Stephen: Thanks to you guys, I'm like the most un-freakin' popular kid at...
  • Jennifer: Give me the camera.
  • Jack: No, no!
  • Jennifer: Give me.
  • Jack: No. (Jennifer confiscates the camera.)
  • Stephen: Put the camera...
  • (the video has been stopped)