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This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "Greatest freak out ever 8" from season, which posted on January 28, 2010.


  • Jack: All right, me and Stephen are playing Guitar Hero and I keep beating and he's getting really mad. (Opens the door.) Push it a little bit. All right, Stephen, I'm ready to play.
  • Stephen: Okay, well, it took you freakin' long enough.
  • Jack: I had to go to the bathroom.
  • Stephen: Whatever. Oh, we're playing "Barracuda."
  • Jack: (mocking Stephen because he pronounces it Barra-q-da)"Barracuda?" "Barracuda?"
  • Stephen: Whatever, we're playing that.
  • Jack: That's the only song that you ever play, you know it's like game had other songs on it, right?
  • Stephen: It's not the only song I've ever played.
  • Jack: Alright, name the other songs you've picked.
  • Stephen: Shut up! God!
  • Jack: I'm just saying.
  • Stephen: Just cause I don't know the name of this songs, I still play them. And I'm sla... he said even I'm Slash.
  • Jack: You know we can both be Slash, right?
  • Stephen: Why would Slash can playing Slash. I'm Slash.
  • Jack: Alright, whatever, I don't care.
  • Stephen: Oh, whatever. We're playing "Barracuda."
  • Jack: Sure, we could play, "Barracuda."
  • Stephen: We're playing on medium.
  • Jack: Sure, we'll, do that. I don't care.
  • Stephen: (mocking): I don't care. I don't care.
  • Jack: I don't c...
  • Stephen: I don't care. We're playing on, we're playing on medium.
  • Jack: Okay, we're playing on medium. ("Barracuda" by Heart plays, Stephen and Jack are ready to play this rock song with their Guitar Hero on Nintendo Wii guitar controllers.)
  • Stephen: You suck.
  • Jack: Dude, I'm beating you.
  • Stephen: Shut up!! We're like 5 seconds into the freakin' song!
  • Jack: You just said that I'm beating you.
  • Stephen: I said "You suck." (Jack's face smiles to the camera) God. (Jack's face neutral to the camera)
  • Jack: How could you miss that?
  • Stephen: Shut up!! You're so freakin' foolish...no. You're so freakin' foolish is not even funny. You think you're some sort of comic clown.
  • Jack: (laughs)
  • Stephen: (ASMR voice) Shut up. Stop looking at me, you freakin' loser.
  • Jack: I'm not even looking at you. Hey, Stephen.
  • Stephen: What?
  • Jack: I'm beating you.
  • Stephen: SHUT UP!!! You're a freakin' troll!
  • Jack: Stephen.
  • Stephen: What?!
  • Jack: I'm better than you at this game.
  • Stephen: SHUT UP!! You're not funny! I don't find you amusing!
  • Jack: All right, I'm done now. Stephen.
  • Stephen: (drops guitar) What?
  • Jack: Look, if you're just gonna drop the guitar on the ground...
  • Stephen: It's my guitar, I payed for it.
  • Jack: We're just not gonna play at all. (turns off the Nintendo Wii)
  • Stephen: WHAT THE HECK?! YOU'RE NOT FUNNY! I WAS FREAKIN' BEATING YOU! I WAS FREAKIN' BEATING YOU!! I was beating you!
  • Jack: God, okay.
  • (Stephen roars)
  • Stephen: I was beating you! (Jack stepping on Stephen's guitar)
  • Jack: You...
  • Stephen: Yeah, you broke the whammy bar now. You broke the freakin' whammy bar!
  • Jack: Dude, put the chair down.
  • Stephen: No!
  • Jack: God! Get over it!
  • Stephen: No! I payed for those with my own freakin' money! (Mel Gibson impression) MY MONEY!!! Dad, go look what he broke.

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