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This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "Greatest freakout ever 15" from season, which posted on August 3, 2011.


  • Jack: Okay I'm at Spirit Reflections Tattoo in Edinburgh, Indiana.
  • Stephen: OW!
  • Jack: And...
  • Stephen: No!
  • Jack: We're here for Stephen's 18th birthday and he's getting a tattoo. And, we've been here for the past 3 hours and Stephen's been yelling.
  • Stephen: Yeah, I know you said that it's gonna hurt for a little while, well it's still hurts.
  • Tattoo Artist: We gotta get that...
  • Stephen: Let it heal.
  • Tattoo Artist: We have to finish it. Alright, it's gonna be okay. It's going to quite hurt, after a few it'll quite hurt.
  • Stephen: Yeah, you said that last time and it still hurts like crap.
  • Tattoo Artist: Alright, well you're ready again. We'll try this one more time.
  • Stephen: Just go.
  • Tattoo Artist: Alright, you sure?
  • Stephen: Yes, just go. (The Tattoo Artist needles Stephen Quire) OW!!! No, that freakin' hurts! There's blood on me!
  • Tattoo Artist: Here, let's wipe it off.
  • Stephen: NO!
  • Tattoo Artist: We'll wipe it off.
  • Stephen: 'Cause that's dirty. You're dirty. Don't touch me with it.
  • Jennifer: Just, you have to wipe the blood off.
  • Tattoo Artist: Yeah, well, just one second.
  • Jennifer: Just, just, tell him to wipe it off.
  • Stephen: It freakin' stings.
  • Jennifer: Well, you know what, you're the one that wanted this. You've been asking for it for 2 years.
  • Tattoo Artist: Look, it's almost done. We'll be done in another, I'd say, 2 hours with the way... I'm dead serious.
  • Jennifer: (Laughing)
  • Stephen: That's not funny. Just finish.
  • Tattoo Artist: One more time. Alright.
  • Jennifer: (continues to laugh)
  • Tattoo Artist: Breathe, alright. Just breathe.
  • Stephen: Duh, I'm gonna breathe.
  • Tattoo Artist: Okay. Thanks. (needles Stephen again)
  • Stephen: OW!!!!!! STOP IT! STOP IT.
  • Tattoo Artist: It's alright. (touches Stephen)
  • Stephen: NO AND DON'T TOUCH ME.
  • Tattoo Artist: It's alright.
  • Stephen: You're freakin' hands are filthy and you're touching me. I don't like being touched.
  • Jennifer: Alright, just...
  • Stephen: Touch me with the needle.
  • Jennifer: Alright.
  • Stephen: Not your filthy hands.
  • Jennifer: Alright, just sit down. Sit down.
  • Tattoo Artist: Let's go over.
  • Stephen: No! He's a freakin' weirdo!
  • Jennifer: Stephen.
  • Tattoo Artist: It hurts that bad.
  • Stephen: Yes, it hurts that bad, believe it or not.
  • Jennifer: Do you think it wasn't gonna hurt?
  • Stephen: No, I-I didn't think it'd hurt that bad.
  • Jennifer: I've warned ya. Now, sit down, you're gonna finish it.
  • Tattoo Artist: Yep. I won't touch you. Needle will touch you. I won't touch you.
  • Stephen: Well, I don't even like the needle touching me.
  • Tattoo Artist: Alright.
  • Stephen: Just go.
  • Jennifer: It's looking good, that, it's got the outline on it.
  • Stephen: No, I'm not breathing, duh!
  • Jennifer: Sh!!
  • Tattoo Artist: Just calm down, okay?
  • Stephen: Don't touch me with your filthy hands, either.
  • Tattoo Artist: Alright, well the needle's touching you.
  • Stephen: You are disgust.
  • Tattoo Artist: Only the needle. (needles Stephen once again)
  • Stephen: THAT FREAKIN' HURTS, I CAN'T SIT THERE FOR 3 HOURS AND DO THAT. I'M SORRY BUT THAT CAN'T. I CAN'T SIT THERE FOR 3 FREAKIN' HOURS DOING THAT. I CAN'T. NO, I CAN'T.
  • Tattoo Artist: You're halfway done.
  • Jennifer: You know what?
  • Jack: Stephen.
  • Stephen: You're a freakin' weirdo and you're gay!
  • (Jennifer laughs, Stephen gets out of the Spirit Reflections Tattoo shop)
  • Jack: (laughing)
  • Jennifer: He even didn't get it.
  • Jack: (opens the old white door to outside where his older brother Stephen is walking) Stephen, come back!
  • Stephen: No, my arm hurts.
  • Jack: Oh, my god!