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This article is a transcript of the Greatest Freakout Ever episode "Wafflepwn sells heroine!!!" from lost, which posted on October 24, 2011.
- Stephen: I'm selling you heroin. I-I want you to buy my heroin.
- Boy #1: What's your name?
- Boy #2: Wait, what's your name?
- Stephen: Stephen Quire.
- Boy #2: Well, Dog, Stephen Quire.
- Stephen: Yeah.
- Boy #2: That famous?
- Stephen: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Boy #2: Oh, no! (Acting like a monkey)
- Stephen: Remote? and I sell heroin.
- Boy #2: Are you sell your heroin?
- Stephen: Yeah.
- Boy #2: Oh. I wanna buy some heroin for you.
- Boy #1: I want some heroin for you.
- Boy #2: Oh, look.
- Boy #1: Can you slam the heroin back?
- Boy #2: Yeah.
- Stephen: It's really, good heroine.
- Boy #2: Can you rub it on your nuggets before you give it to me?
- Stephen: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Boy #2: Oh!
- Boy #1: Yes.
- Boy #2: Yeah, Stephen boss.
- Stephen: Like my Chicken McNuggets or I like special list.
- Boy #1: Oh, my god.
- Boy #2: Stephen Quire, apologies, oh yes. I wanna mess sweat.
- Stephen: Oh, yeah.
- Boy #2: Come on, oh, yeah, oh yeah.
- Stephen: Really, really good heroine.
- Boy #2: Yummy.
- Boy #1: Heroin.
- Stephen: Like, heroin, asking like... not like, some sort of weird like turn that could use now days I mean heroin when I was in a drug.
- Boy #2: Mmm.
- Stephen: I do heroin.
- Boy #1: (Laughing)
- Boy #2: He has heroin, guys. You heard that?
- Stephen: Crap cocaine.
- Boy #2: Crap cocaine! Oh, yeah!
- Stephen: I will go kill a baby!
- Boy #2: You going? Hey, you do dat.